SLUGGERNUT
a short story by me
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Cats. As evil as everyone says they are. Don't believe me? See for yourself!

Not yet... Commodore playing his favorite game, let's ignore Tsunami, despite Tsunami's insistence that he does in fact exist.
Notice me yet?
when you get off my laptop.
I'll get outta your face
and my divine beauty. Honest.
He's looking at me
It burns!
Sunlight bad
You SAID there'd be birds here. LIAR.
Where the fuck are the birds?
My tusks can pull me on to ice and rocks.
I'm a walrus
mussin ur sheets
Im in ur bed
I didn't do it. Nothing to see here. Move along.
What?
Fighting crime in living rooms around the world!
Super Tsunami!
So you say this square opening could be my way of escape? Interesting...
Hm.
I'm trying to mind meld with a spider.
Go away
They're all around me! Get them off! Get them offffff!
Wha, huh?
for scoring some LSD.
Increasing his chances
Commodore made it on to cuteoverload.com by being overloadingly cute.
Cute Overload
You need to just chill. Like me. See? Chilllll.
Dude
Defeated!
Rug Monster
That guy was scary! But, um, he left some boxes right? We've been out of fresh cardboard for weeks.
Is the UPS guy gone yet?
You woke me up to take my picture AGAIN? You need a hobby. You can borrow my sparkly ball if you want. But, I'll need it back by 5:00. I have a thing.
You're kidding me
I'm taking the camera. This is getting ridiculous. You know, Tsunami said you needed a hobby but I didn't believe him until now. Did you take him up on the sparkly ball offer? It's really a great sport.
That's it
He's got the best toys.
This guy right here. This is the guy.
Seriously, beam me up. I'm really getting bored with this place.
Beam me up.
Their adoration for me exhausts them.
My fan club.
Dreaming...