The glamorous life of a jaded New Yorker. — A New York Moment
7:30 a.m. - Hit snooze on my alarm clock.
7:36 a.m. - Hit snooze on my alarm clock.
7:42 a.m. - Hit snooze on my alarm clock.
7:45 a.m. - Woke up to the cat sitting on my head. Looked at the clock, three more minutes until I have to hit snooze on my alarm clock.
7:48 a.m. - Hit snooze on my alarm clock.
7:54 a.m. - Make an attempt to hit snooze on my alarm clock, missed, failed. Turn off alarm clock instead and get out of bed. Realize I have a headache and upset stomach, decide it's a hangover. Feed cats. Take shower.
8:32 a.m. - Leave for work.
9:05 a.m. - Buy coffee from The Roach Coach dude outside my office. Small coffee, black, no sugar, no bag. .60 Thanks. You have a nice day too, "sweetie".
9:08 a.m. - Late again.
10:00 a.m. - Meeting. Very boring meeting.
10:15 a.m. - Make paper airplanes out of the paper I should be taking notes on.
10:25 a.m. - Play devil's advocate to a coworker who was trying to make a point that I actually agree with. Too bored to agree, must make people's lives difficult instead. Fun.
10:45 a.m. - Leave meeting early with no explanation. Left my paper airplanes on the table.
11:33 a.m. - After reading all of the news and checking my email twenty times I decide to do actual work for a while. You know, for kicks.
12:54 p.m. - Leave for lunch. Decide whether to walk and extra two blocks to go to ATM with no fee, or pay $4.00 ATM charge and go to ATM right in front on me.
12:55 p.m. - Get money from ATM, pay $4.00 fee.
1:05 p.m. - Eat Subway for lunch, read Blaylock stories.
1:37 p.m. - Check email, again.
1:45 p.m. - Read more news online.
2:00 p.m. - Made a list of everything I have to do at work.
2:20 p.m. - Look for interesting pictures online to use as a new skin for my Yahoo messenger.
2:50 p.m. - Do actual work again, begrudgingly.
4:00 p.m. - Start IM conversation with Ethan. He tells me how he took a nap at work earlier, I call him a slacker. I'm so jealous.
4:45 p.m. - Leave work early.
5:30 p.m. - Get home, lay on bed and finish reading the short story I was reading on the train.
6:00 p.m. - Sit on the couch and discuss plans for the evening with Adam.
6:30 p.m. - Go out to dinner with Adam, Thai food.
7:30 p.m. - Stomach upset from Thai food. Call mom. Hi mom.
8:00 p.m. - Work on jigsaw puzzle. Almost finished.
9:00 p.m. - Finished jigsaw puzzle. It was hard.
9:15 p.m. - Watch movie about Hugh Grant playing an island, with a British accent.
11:10 p.m. - Make vanilla pudding with wafers and bananas. Fuck my upset stomach.
11:30 p.m. - Clean the kitchen.
11:45 p.m. - Separate cats as act of punishment for being cats. Goddamn cats.
12:00 a.m. - Check email. Check blog.
12:30 a.m. - Write blog - Hello blog.
1:00 a.m. - Go to bed. Rinse, repeat.